Monday, March 4, 2013

Ways to annoy people.

I annoy people a lot.
Just for fun you know... It's funny to see them pissed off and knowing that you have succeeded in annoying them.

Here a list of how to annoy people:

  1. Sing a song.
I have a One Direction hater in my class. Actually not one. Almost all the boys. So, like half of the class.
AND SOMETIMES, when it is very quiet in the classroom, and I'm like sitting next to a hater, I go like:

"Tum. Tum tum. Tum tum. Tum. Tum. *tune of What Makes You Beautiful* You're insecure, don't know what for"  and then, the hater next to me goes like "SHUT UP". I love those moments. And sometimes, I'm learning the lyrics of a particular song, just to annoy people in my class the next day. I'm evil. I know.

     2. Stare.

From my own experience, I know that this is very annoying. Last Tuesday, I was sitting in a chair at the orthodontist. The girl at my left, was staring at me. It was SO annoying. 
Last Friday, I wanted to annoy my brother. I stared. Without blinking. I got slapped. So I think I annoyed him.

     3. Interrupt their sentences.

This helps too. Sometimes I do it, sometimes other people do it. It's really annoying.

     4. Copy whatever they are saying.

People know that I really hate this. Really. So much, that I ignore them the whole day. It really pisses me off. Really. >_<

Ofcourse, there are more ways to annoy people. But else this post will get too long, so this is it for now! :)

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